

I love solitude and not having to perform
The most embarrassing thing In my life is whenever I see people and they ask what I’ve been up to . Literally nothing ever . Im like ohh you know this and that …. The usual ..
you have to listen to loud music . it scares the evil creatures from your head
it scares ME from my own head, which is even better
its so disgusting that you actually have to practice skills to retain them. just stay in my brain for retrieval pleaaaaaaassssssseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
loudly going "YOU'RE GOOD YOU'RE GOOD" to myself to ward off the memory of every embarrassing thing i've ever done
i am so lonely
SIKE! I am actually badass as fuck
*rides my harley davison into a gas station, killing three
"You can't be a lurker on tumblr." Yes, you absolutely can. I've been quietly reblogging things since 2014 and I haven't interacted with anyone in years.
it’s friday
are we going to have crowley fridays?
yes please let’s make this a thing
HAPPY CROWELY FRIDAY :D

We really do have a gif for everything…
It got better! LMAO!
"dual wielding is too dangerous and impractical to be effective in real life combat" dual wielding is cool and sexy and sick as fuck and he who makes his enemy look like a lame little punk ass loser has already won half the battle before he even starts fighting the war. sun tzu said that.