when he trusts you and starts healing and letting down his facade, and you realize Astarion actually naturally has the roundest eyes

No Loss

I love solitude and not having to perform

The most embarrassing thing In my life is whenever I see people and they ask what I’ve been up to . Literally nothing ever . Im like ohh you know this and that …. The usual ..

you have to listen to loud music . it scares the evil creatures from your head

it scares ME from my own head, which is even better

its so disgusting that you actually have to practice skills to retain them. just stay in my brain for retrieval pleaaaaaaassssssseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

loudly going "YOU'RE GOOD YOU'RE GOOD" to myself to ward off the memory of every embarrassing thing i've ever done

i am so lonely 

SIKE! I am actually badass as fuck

*rides my harley davison into a gas station, killing three

"You can't be a lurker on tumblr." Yes, you absolutely can. I've been quietly reblogging things since 2014 and I haven't interacted with anyone in years.

"dual wielding is too dangerous and impractical to be effective in real life combat" dual wielding is cool and sexy and sick as fuck and he who makes his enemy look like a lame little punk ass loser has already won half the battle before he even starts fighting the war. sun tzu said that.

Wh

When you want to progress on your own projects but you could be playing games but you could be drawing OCS but you want to make Fanart but you

me staring at my calculator app for 45 seconds before i remember i was trying to open my clock app to set an alarm